Coffee + cereal. Wake up while you eat.
-Replace steam in steam clock with marijuana smoke
-Replace 9 O’Clock Gun with 9 O’Clock Water Gun!
-Introduce tolls to Lions Gate Bridge
-Kidnap Gassy Jack, demand that the Gastown BIA tell the truth about Blood Alley
-Make a giant slide down Mount Pleasant
-Fuck minks, free the the thousands of tiny dogs held captive in Yaletown
-Make a Safe Rejection Site in Kitsilano for all the NIMBYists to safely protest proposed treatment centres and rapid expansion lines
-Install light switches on all street lights
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Pfft. You don’t know?
Just look at my page right now. Its perfect. I couldn’t be happier with the way things have turned out for Don’t Dad.
T-Shirts coming soon.
I think the front page of Don’t Dad is the best its ever been. I think, right now, even though it consists entirely of reblogs, it is one of the best Tumblr front pages in the world. Well, except for the link to Muxtape. I guess I need to change that.