Don't, Dad.

I cannot wait for a mediaeval cookie, a Cinnabon,
hot yellow Koolaid, and save a pretzel for the gas jets.

Aug 6, 2012 7:19pm
blameaspartame: TAKE THE CHALLANGE TODAY 1. Can you not use a curse or swears for one week? How about a month? We can, and so can you! 2. Tell your parents that you will not curse to them or your dear grandparents and aunties. 3. Pray to Jesus and God the Father in His Heavens that you do not use these curses, these evil swears. 4. If someone says a curse to you, you look them in the eye and you say “Do not say that curse. Do not use these swears. Do not do it. It is wrong and I do not approve. I do not approve of these curses. And swears.” 5. If you have to make a f**t, say “I have to make evil wind come from my bottom,” do not say f**t no matter what. GOOD LUCK AND DON’T USE THESE CURSES NO MATTER WHAT

blameaspartame:

TAKE THE CHALLANGE TODAY

1. Can you not use a curse or swears for one week? How about a month? We can, and so can you!

2. Tell your parents that you will not curse to them or your dear grandparents and aunties.

3. Pray to Jesus and God the Father in His Heavens that you do not use these curses, these evil swears.

4. If someone says a curse to you, you look them in the eye and you say “Do not say that curse. Do not use these swears. Do not do it. It is wrong and I do not approve. I do not approve of these curses. And swears.”

5. If you have to make a f**t, say “I have to make evil wind come from my bottom,” do not say f**t no matter what.

GOOD LUCK AND DON’T USE THESE CURSES NO MATTER WHAT

(via thisisyourgrandma)
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